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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say
I want a sugar daddy to warm up my bank account in this chill of winter
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
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